I know you said it wasn’t me it was you and all that bull shit when you dumped but I find out your dating my best friend the next day?! Hold the fuck up! You go and tell a girl she is beautiful and amazing and you love her yet you cheat on her with her friend! What the hell?! Do you have something so fucking wrong with yourself that you just HAVE to date EVERY FUCKING GIRL IN THE SCHOOL BUT ME?! I hate boys! They act all mighty and fucking mature but when it’s time to be a fucking man, they don’t have any balls to openly admit that they like so and so. Like if you tell a girl you love her but then when you guys are around your friends, you guys are acting like you guys are “just friends”? Do you boys know how bad that hurts a girl? NO! You obviously don’t! Or you wouldn’t fucking do it so many fucking times that eventually she dumps you and you wonder what in the hell went wrong? You DID! Guys are the number one leader in Asswhole Land and I want to meet a guy who doesn’t you with me and them dumps me or humiliates me! Like if I tell you personal shit, I don’t want the whole fucking school or even your fucking friends knowing!
If you want a relationship to work out, take her with you, present her to your friends proudly, love her with ALL you can, and make her feel like she is the only girl in the world because she SHOULD BE. If she isn’t, make her the center of your world. If you play sports, explain how this is so important to you and then tell her you will spend all of your free time with her. Text her a sweet good morning and goodnight kind of text. Trust me, it will brighten her day! Call her when she seems bored and make her laugh when she is down. Get to know her like a book. Kiss her around your friend and don’t be afraid too! And if she does a sport, don’t expect her to get to think of you first! Be okay with that. Compromise. When she has her period, take her some Chinese foods, sweats, blankets, and some chocolate, a romantic or comedy will work too.
Don’t be like those other Asswholes! Be different! Break the cycle and be a man to your woman! PLEASE READ THIS AND BE A MAN!!
Ladies should all agree with me. I am speaking on the population of women who don’t want to speak up because they are terrified they would lose you.